| LOVE |
When
breaking up is something you try not to think about |
| LUST |
When
staying together is something you try not to think about |
| MARRIAGE |
When
just getting through today is your only thought |
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| LOVE |
When
your eyes meet across a crowded room |
| LUST |
When
your tongues meet across a crowded room |
| MARRIAGE |
When
you lose your child in a crowded room |
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| LOVE |
When
you phone each other just to say, "Hi." |
| LUST |
When
you phone each other to pick a hotel room |
| MARRIAGE |
When
you phone each other to bitch |
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| LOVE |
When
you argue over how many children to have |
| LUST |
When
you argue over who gets the wet spot |
| MARRIAGE |
When
you argue over money |
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| LOVE |
When
you share everything you own |
| LUST |
When
you steal everything they own |
| MARRIAGE |
When
the bank owns everything |
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| LOVE |
When
you write poems about your partner |
| LUST |
When
all you write is your phone number |
| MARRIAGE |
When
all you write is checks |
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| LOVE |
When
you show concern for your partner's feelings |
| LUST |
When
you couldn't give a shit |
| MARRIAGE |
When
your only concern is what's on TV |
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| LOVE |
When
your farewell is "I love you, darling..." |
| LUST |
When
your farewell is "So, same time next week..." |
| MARRIAGE |
When
your farewell is a relief |
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| LOVE |
When
you are proud to be seen in public with your partner |
| LUST |
When
you only see each other |
| MARRIAGE |
When
you never see each other awake |
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| LOVE |
When
nobody else matters |
| LUST |
When
nobody else knows |
| MARRIAGE |
When
everybody else matters and you don't care who knows |
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| LOVE |
When
all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel |
| LUST |
When
the song on the radio determines how you do it |
| MARRIAGE |
When
you listen to talk radio |
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| LOVE |
When
you're only interested in doing things with your partner |
| LUST |
When
you're only interested in doing things TO your partner |
| MARRIAGE |
When
you're only interested in your golf score |